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Just a silly site where I share my opinion and experiences on sex toys.

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Everything stated on this site is my personal opinion!! The reviews are based on my preferences, unique body, and experience with makers. I've been pulled into the wonderful world of sex toy collecting as of August 2019 and I still have a lot more things to try! It's an expensive but fulfilling and exciting hobby to get into. I want to share my proud collection with others who are curious about where to start, who to buy from, and how to gratify their sexual needs. Anyway, I hope you enjoy my documented experiences and I hope this will be helpful to any newcomers! If you are interested in my artwork, please click on the carrd link below!

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Rating Criteria

Professionalism- This measures the reliability, accountability, and overall reputation of the shop. I take into account their interaction with customers, offering of discounts/giveaways, presenting in an organized manner, and the exclusion of real world politics in their work.


Pricing- This is measured by how affordable a shop's products are. As someone who is low-income but still wants to fulfill sexual needs, I feel it is very important for shops to be accessible to folk of all classes. I rate based off of what I feel is reasonable, if a shop offers reward programs, and how often a shop participates in giveaways.

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Aesthetic- This is measured by the overall appearance of a toy. The shape, originality, and craftsmanship is taken into account. 

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In Use-  This is the most personal of the rating system. If you are interested in a toy but are unsure, please also read other people's reviews! Each of our bodies are unique so some toys that work for others may not work the same for you! I document how my body takes each toy. This depends on the ease of entry, if there is a base to hold onto, and the practicality of the shape. I am a cis woman and most of these toys are taken vaginally. 

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